>>> >>>A magical frog was trapped in thorn bush. a passing
>>> >>>woman noticed his
>>> >>>cries for help. the frog said, "if you free me, I
>>> >>>have the power to
>>> >>>grant you 3 wishes".
>>> >>>
>>> >>>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
>>> >>>you, but I failed
>>> >>>to mention that there was a condition to your
>>> >>>wishes. Whatever you
>>> >>>wish for, your husband will get TIMES TEN!" The
>>> >>>woman said, "That's
>>> >>>okay."
>>> >>>
>>> >>>For her 1st wish, she wanted to be the most
>>> >>>BEAUTIFUL woman in the
>>> >>>world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that
>>> >>>this wish will also
>>> >>>make your husband the
>>>most handsome man in the
>>> >>>world, an Adonis whom
>>> >>>women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's
>>> >>>okay, because I will
>>> >>>be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes
>>> >>>only for me."
>>> >>>
>>> >>>So, KAZAM!!!-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
>>> >>>world!
>>> >>>
>>> >>>For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the RICHEST woman
>>> >>>in the world. The
>>> >>>frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
>>> >>>man in the world.
>>> >>>And he will be ten times richer than you. " The
>>> >>>woman said, "That's
>>> >>>okay, because what's mine is his & what's his is
>>> >>>mine."
>>> >>>
>>> >>>So, KAZAM!!!-she's the richest woman in the world!
>>> >>>
>>> >>>The frog then inquired
>>>about her 3rd wish, and she
>>> >>>answered, "I'd like
>>> >>>a mild heart attack."
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Moral of the story:
>>> >>>Women are clever. DON'T MESS WITH THEM!
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Attention FEMALE readers: This is the end of the
>>> >>>joke for you. Stop
>>> >>>here and continue feeling good.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Attention MALE readers: Please scroll down.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>The man had
>>>a heart attack ten times MILDER than his
>>> >>>wife!!!
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Moral of the story:
>>> >>>Women are really not that smart.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
>>> >>>the show.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this;
>>> >>>it only goes to
>>> >>>show that WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!! Hehehe
(Three answers most scared by men)
(Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got
pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat
again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
>
>
(Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time
we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time
only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some
exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not
feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a caf¨¦ and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
(You decide)
Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting
(Look around... no one here, gonna kill
her....)
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